JOEY!!!

NAME: Ezekiel
LOCATION: Logan Square

What's the story behind this shirt?

Uh, well, Joey's my nickname given to me by my parents. Um, this shirt was given to me on my twenty-first birthday by my roommate's girlfriend. She made it herself apparently because she works at a t-shirt store.

How do you feel about wearing a t-shirt that just has your name on it?

I would agree with her when she told me it was incredibly obnoxious but I'm also a moderately obnoxious person and I'm okay with being obnoxious from time to time ... hence wearing the t-shirt.

How has the reception been?

Well, this is my second time wearing it and people seemed generally excited about it on my birthday but that's probably just because it was my birthday and that's the one day of the year where people are generally excited about my existence, I suppose.

Do you intend to ever wear this shirt out and about?

Um, yeah it depends on my mood I guess, and if I'm going to be acting like a clown for the evening. If it's on my list then clown I shall be.

Would you wear this shirt up by, like, Roscoe and Halstead?

That's, uh, that's - that's a no-go, actually. This is an uncharacteristically form-fitting physique of a t-shirt. Don't wanna give people the wrong impression up in that neighborhood. No offense.